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The Legend of Cobra

by COBRA

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1.
Ascot Rock 03:47
LYRICS CHARISMA, YOU EXUDE WHEN YOU'RE ON THE STAGE AND YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU LOVE ME BUT IT'S NOT ME YOU'RE TALKING TO IT'S THAT GIRL, IN THAT SONG WHO BROKE YOUR HEART THREW IT INTO THE ATLANTIC OCEAN WHEN YOU WERE TWENTY TWO AND THERE'S NO GODDAMN WAY I CAN MAKE IT BACK THAT DAY AND THERE'S NOTHING I WON'T DO THAN TO BE ALL MESSED UP IN 1992 SO DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME TELL ME TO RELAX 'CAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND'S COOL AND HE'S FROM OFF THE TRACKS IT'S HIGH SCHOOL, I'M EIGHTEEN I'M RUNNING AWAY JUST TO SEE YOU ON THE BIG STAGE AND I'M NEVER TURNIN' BACK IT'S THE PALAIS ROYALE, LEE'S PALACE, THE OPERA HOUSE THE LEGENDARY HORSESHOE IS WHERE MY HEART WENT LAST AND THERE'S NO GODDAMN WAY I CAN MAKE IT BACK THAT DAY AND THERE'S NOTHING I WON'T DO THAN TO BE ALL DRESSED UP IN 1992 SO DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME TELL ME TO RELAX 'CAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND'S COOL AND HE'S FROM OFF THE TRACKS SO DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME TELL ME TO RELAX 'CAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND'S COOL AND HE'S FROM HALIFAX CHARISMA, YOU EXUDE WHEN YOU'RE ON THE STAGE AND YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU LOVE ME BUT IT'S NOT ME YOU'RE TALKING TO IT'S THAT GIRL, IN THAT SONG WHO BROKE YOUR HEART THREW IT INTO THE ATLANTIC OCEAN WHEN YOU WERE TWENTY TWO AND THERE'S NO GODDAMN WAY I CAN MAKE IT BACK THAT DAY AND THERE'S NOTHING I WANT MORE THAN TO BE ALL MESSED UP IN 1994 SO DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME TELL ME TO RELAX 'CAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND'S COOL AND HE'S FROM OFF THE TRACKS SO DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME TELL ME TO RELAX 'CAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND'S COOL AND HE'S FROM HALIFAX
2.
Ganondorf 04:12
LYRICS CRAWLING THROUGH THE MOSS, THE MUD, THE STONES BENEATH ME TURN AND CRUMBLE WALLS COLLAPSE I HEAR HER VOICE OF MY BELOVED TRAPPED IN THE CASTLE DESTITUTE, I FIGHT FOR YOU; I AM THE KNIGHT TO SLAY THE DRAGON SEEK NOT FAME NOR GOLD NOR PAIN, I SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR LOVE GET A WOODEN SWORD SLAY SOME PALACE GUARDS SMASH A POTTED PLANT RUPEES LIE WITHIN HOW CAN I SET YOU FREE? TEARING THROUGH, WHERE IS THAT DOOR? I ENTER THROUGH THE BLACKENED PORTAL SEEK NOT FAME NOR GOLD NOR PAIN, I SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR LOVE TEARING THROUGH, WHERE IS THAT DOOR? I ENTER THROUGH THE BLACKENED PORTAL SEEK NOT FAME NOR GOLD NOR PAIN, I SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR LOVE GRAB YOUR WOODEN SHIELD FIGHT YOUR WAY BENEATH DUNGEONS SPANNING DEEP SAVE YOUR DREAMS FOR SLEEP HOW CAN I SET YOU FREE? CRAWLING THROUGH THE MOSS, THE MUD, THE STONES BENEATH ME TURN AND CRUMBLE WALLS COLLAPSE I HEAR HER VOICE OF MY BELOVED TRAPPED IN THE CASTLE DESTITUTE, I FIGHT FOR YOU; I AM THE KNIGHT TO SLAY THE DRAGON SEEK NOT FAME NOR GOLD NOR PAIN, I SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR LOVE GET SILVER ARROWS FIND THE MASTER SWORD SAVE PRINCESS ZELDA KILL THE GANONDORF
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Mister Noon 02:38
LYRICS MISTER NOON, MISTER NOON WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? MISTER NOON, MISTER NOON WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? WELL YOU WENT TO OAKVILLE AND YOU LEFT ME ALONE AND NOW I'M LEFT WITH NO FRIENDS EXCEPT FOR THE VOICE ON THE PHONE MISTER NOON, MISTER NOON YOUR VOICE ON THE ANSWERING MACHINE MISTER NOON, MISTER NOON YOUR VOICE ON THE ANSWERING MACHINE WELL I GOT HOME TODAY IN A GOOD MOOD BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT THE TAPE ON THE ANSWERING MACHINE WOULD BE CLEAN MISTER NOON, MISTER NOON YOU WANT ME TO ANSWER YOUR CALLS MISTER NOON, MISTER NOON YOU WANT ME TO ANSWER YOUR CALLS WELL IF YOUR NAME WAS TINA THEN THINGS COULD BE DIFFERENT 'CAUSE THINGS CAN BE DIFFERENT WHEN YOU CAN GET A YOUNG GIRL ALONE OH, MISTER NOON MISTER NOON, THAT YEAR WENT AWAY THINGS WERE DIFFERENT IN OUR HOME TOWN THINGS WERE DIFFERENT WITHOUT YOU YOU'LL NEVER KNOW

about

Enter a world of action and adventure with The Legend of Cobra! The ongoing tale of the rock band Cobra unfolds in this follow-up to the debut release of Cobra Destroys EP!

Join the heroic triple force as they bring us tales of misplaced love, death-defying dungeon duels, and the loneliness felt when a friend skips town. Re-live these adventures any time in glorious stereo sound using your own ears!

Album download includes exclusive printable box art that you can display as a poster or fold into an old-school cardboard game box!

credits

released November 20, 2011

Recorded by the superstar family of Jeff Alyanak, Berge Alyanak, and Yo Vanderkley in their home studio. Mixed by Jeff Alyanak and Terence Cheng. Mastered by DJ Finish Him. Band photography by Jorge Figueiredo. Logo and package design by Nathan Shuto.

All songs written by Cobra with exception of Mister Noon, written by Wayne Kirley, Kevin Hickey, and Rob Sinnott.

Cobra is: Edie Kim, Terence Cheng, and Shaun Hatton.

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COBRA Toronto, Ontario

Edie Kim - Bass, Vocals
Terence Cheng - Guitar, Vocals
Andrew McKay - Drums

Past Members -
Shaun Hatton (drums, vocals)
Dave Miner (guitar, vocals)

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